Monday, November 19, 2007

Breaking Wind

After my brother passed gas...

Mom: "Anu ba yan! Hindi ba pwedeng sa isang araw e wala akong maririnig na umuutot?"

Mom, don't you think that's too much to ask? Hahahaha!

~o0o~

If you hold in a fart, will it cause you to spontaneously combust? Or will it just look for another way out? Hmm... As a smelly burp, perhaps?

If you burp your fart out, how will it taste? Will it taste like shit? Oh well. Just utot. Err, just a thought pala. Hahaha.

"Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?"

Apparently, holding in a fart would not lead to spontaneous combustion and neither would it come out as a smelly burp. It would, however, shoot up the length of your spine, soak into your brain, causing you to come up with shitty ideas like this. NyAaaAahh! >_<

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